Technojunkie God made man upright but he sought out many devices: microchips and cars and trash compactors denial and projection and displacement Ramadan and Easter and Passover magnetic resonance imaging, batting cages electric toothbrushes, vibrators electroencephalograms, stereotactical cautery (these puns only pretend to significance by category) I am a eunuch for you, old friend. Trust me with your daughter and wife. I won't waste my seed like Onan when I can plant it in your cybergarden's gigahectares. Do you have a 17" screen? C.E. Chaffin Back to the Astrophysicist's Tango Partner Speaks