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Constitutional Room My eyes get weary from editing, hour after hour, at this damn terminal. Sometimes, laser-crisp mobility facilitates the evaluation process for evening or next day perusal. The first thing I do in the morning is make a pot of coffee and when the first cup is in hand I grab the paper, or available works in progress, and head to the Constitutional room. It is rumored that the Declaration of Independence was written behind a door with a crescent-moon cutout for light. I've also heard that the Illuminati wait precisely till the moon is seventy-six degrees towards zenith and the body reaches evacuation point to obtain their most profound religious enlightenment. Only then can Celestial winds divide the nobler gases from the methane. My wife made me replace the door to our bathroom, as well as the skylight. My neighbor, Martha, in the apartment above, didn't mind providing an occasional moon, but Helen said it wasn't Celestial. Nonetheless, the Constitutional room is still where I try to determine what is inspirational and what is base and needs to be flushed. -- Mark W. Stacks |