"Your girlfriend is a man."

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Chocolate Waters performs "Duped"

Duped

"Never be diverted from the truth by what you would like to believe." - Anonymous

The shit has hit the fan.
Your girlfriend is a man.
You said she was your sister,
not some freak show mister.

The shit has hit the fan.
Your girlfriend is a man.
You two have lived together
for just about forever,
but no one think she's strange
they all think that you're the change.

The shit has hit the fan.
Your girlfriend is a man.
You told me you were free -
your warped philosophy.

Your love was all deception.
The truth was so clandestine.
You just wanted to get laid;
I was just some escapade.

The shit has hit the fan.
Your girlfriend is a man.
Of course you meant to use me
and now you're gonna lose me.

I think I want my brother.
You two can have each other.
The shit has hit the fan.
Your girlfriend is a man.






Drinking Clan MacGregor For Inspiration

Swallow down a big gulp of the stuff,
stare at computer screen.
Gulp a bigger hit.
Stare at screen.
I'm hungry.
Cook up Mrs. Stouffer's
frozen Tuna Noodle Casserole.
Swig more scotch.
Stare at screen.
More scotch.
Stare intensely at screen.
Retrieve casserole from oven.
Trip over chair.
Casserole flies off plate.
Splatters best rug.
I leave it there.
Add three ice cubes to scotch.
Return to staring down screen.
Write a few words.
Still starving.
Dig out Pepperidge Farm Frozen Apple Turnovers.
Blast oven to 450 degrees.
Pass out.
Three hours later.
Turnovers are charred black triangles.
Apartment is burning down.
Through smoke I make out words
I've written on screen.
They say:
"Don't forget to turn off the blasted turnovers."